A History of My Fat

Me relatively now - This was four months ago in December.  I don't recognize this person, to be honest.  To be fair, my hair is wet here, which doesn't help, but still...

Me, 1984 at my Senior Ball in college.  I thought I was chubby then.  But, recently we found this dress and my slim 14 year old daughter could not even zip it up, it was so tiny!  I am/was messed up.

Me in about 1983.  Once again, thought I was huge.  Maybe a little junk in the trunk, which will always just be me, however there was no JLo back in the day and it seemed nearly illegal to have a booty like that.

Traveling thru Europe for work, about 1989.  Wearing big jackets to cover up my butt.  But I felt pretty good by then.

At a friend's wedding, about 1990.  I was pretty happy with this weight, but I was constantly dieting and exercising.

At an event, 2009.  I am fatter than this now.  I still looked kinda cute here, tho.  This is gone, however.  

This was about 2007.  This is my short term goal.  To get back to this.  I am going to be freaking gorgeous, dear reader.  Mark my mother fucking words.  Gorgeous.  Capital G.